

The bad news is that your great aunt Maude has sadly passed away, aged 105. sandwiches, wallets, dolls' house furniture) What should I do?! Here's the lowdown on measuring absolutely anything when you don't have a ruler. It's time to make a complaint about this sub-par sub, and you better believe I'm going to be quoting measurements at the sandwich CEO. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT MY MEASURING EQUIPMENT! flat, tired bread limply covers a wafer of pastrami and a small mound of pickle. Unwrapping the greaseproof paper reveals quite a different beast, however. In the advertisement, that sandwich looks spectacular: fluffy, thick bread sits atop a generous pile of pastrami and crunchy layers of pickle. Sometimes I just can't justify the extra baggage when I'm only dashing out for a sandwich, y'know?īut wait. Quick confession: I don't take my ruler everywhere. By Becky Kleanthous | Last update: 21 July 2016
